Channel v. Barbie v. Gucci

Yesterday I went to the eyedoctor. Always fun having my eyes poked, prodded, air blown in, and blinded by a green glowing machine which we'll call the "optomap".

I walk out of the doctors office and into the eyeglasses selection area and I'm overwhelmed. I hate finding new glasses. It's like trying to pick out a new face for an entire year. After an hour and a half of trying to find Lenscrafters finest I found three different pairs of glasses.

1. A bright pink snazzy pair of glasses with a large pink flower on the side. Channel.
2. A regular set of metal frames that are either pink or blue depending on the light. Also featuring a large BARBIE logo on the side.
3. A fairly normal looking pair of frames, burgandy.

Option 1 was taken away because it was an overwhelming amount of pink and the flower would have obstructed my vision. Option 2 was a little snug so I opt for option three. When I sat down and looked at the label,... gucci. good gracious. That's some seriously expensive taste.

Behold the first gucci item I've ever owned in my life.